Small talk

Day 1

Man 1: Hi
Man 2: Hello
Man 1: How are you?
Man 2: I am fine. How are you?
Man 1: I am good.
Man 2: How is your wife?
Man 1: She is doing ok. What about your wife?
Man 2: She is fine too.
Man 1: How are your kids?
Man 2: They are having fun. What about yours?
Man 1: Oh! They are very naughty.
Man 2: How is you mother?
Man 1: She is a little ill. How is your mother doing?
Man 2: She is very healthy. See you tomorrow.
Man 1: Yes. Catch you tomorrow.

Day 2

Man 1: Hi
Man 2: Hello
Man 1: How are you?
Man 2: I am fine. How are you?
Man 1: I am good.
Man 2: How is your wife?
Man 1: She is doing ok. What about your wife?
Man 2: She is fine too.
Man 1: How are your kids?
Man 2: They are having fun. What about yours?
Man 1: Oh! They are very naughty.
Man 2: How is you mother?
Man 1: She committed suicide yesterday. But I think it is a murder. How is you mother?
Man 2: Oh! She is missing since yesterday. The last time she went missing like this, she had killed an old woman. You know what? Let us not talk about the mothers anymore. See you tomorrow.
Man 1: Yes. Catch you tomorrow.

Day 3

Man 1: Hi
Man 2: Hello
Man 1: How are you?
Man 2: I am fine. How are you?
Man 1: I am good.
Man 2: How is your wife?
Man 1: She is doing ok. What about your wife?
Man 2: She is fine too.
Man 1: How are your kids?
Man 2: Well, I found my son doping and my daughter ran away with a junkie. How are your kids?
Man 1: What can I say? My son ran away with a girl whose brother is a junkie.
Man 2: You know what? Let us not talk about our children anymore. See you tomorrow.
Man 1: Yes. Catch you tomorrow.


Day 4

Man 1: Hi
Man 2: Hello
Man 1: How are you?
Man 2: I am fine. How are you?
Man 1: I am good.
Man 2: How is your wife?
Man 1: I heard she is sleeping around with someone else. How is your wife?
Man 2: I don’t like her at all. I am having an affair with the wife of someone in our office.
Man 1: You know what? Let us not talk about our wives anymore. See you tomorrow.
Man 2: Yes. Catch you tomorrow.

Day 5

Man 1: Hi
Man 2: Hello
Man 1: How are you?
Man 2: Not so good. I heard someone junior to me is getting promoted above me. How are you?
Man 1: Excellent. I am getting promoted. See you tomorrow.
Man 2: Yes. Catch you tomorrow.

Day 6

Man 1: Hi
Man 2: Hello. See you tomorrow.
Man 1: Yes. Catch you tomorrow.